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The night I was attacked by a poltergeist.

Journal Entry: Sun Jul 28, 2013, 10:40 AM
It had been an extremely hot day, I had left the bedroom windows open to air the room. At about 1.30am I entered our bedroom to close the curtains and pull back the bed covers ready for bed. I didn't turn the light on at that moment. As I closed the door, I felt something slapping my head and blowing on my face, plus a loud flapping noise and scratching. I dived to the ground.
I do not believe in ghosts, but as I was laying on the floor, in the dark between my wife's dressing table and the bed I was certainly questioning that belief. All the time I could hear scratching and rustling noises, my heart was pounding out of my chest. It was beating so hard my face was tingling.  I was sweating, the pulse in my head was throbbing, I couldn't breath, I was frozen to the spot, I have never felt so scared in all my life.
I was contemplating all my beliefs about there not being life after death and if this entity could hurt me.
I eventually plucked up the courage to run and turn the light on (despite having a bad back)  I lept at the light switch, illuminated the room, heart attack imminent, only to discover a pair of pigeons roosting on top of our wardrobe, guano and feathers everywhere!
By now its 2am. I go down stairs to inform my wife (who has her nose in a Terry Pratchet book) that I have had the fright of my life and that there are two pigeons in our bedroom and bird shit everywhere. To which she replies "Well get them out then" and then carries on reading about Granny Ogg or somebody.
So! I hatched a cunning plan, I burst into the room screaming and shouting hoping to scare the fuckers out...
Plan B...Its now 3.15am. My cunning plan didn't work, so I get my fishing landing net from the garden shed to catch them with, much guano and feathers later... That didn't work either. All I want to do is go to bed. Its now 4am. I never knew two pigeons could produce so much shit! My wife meanwhile is still engrossed in Terry Pratchet, she obviously ignored the mayhem going on upstairs.
Plan C... FOOD! Feed them...I have some wild bird seed and peanuts downstairs, so I proceed to try to tempt them with tasty morsels...Although it had occurred to me that they are hardly likely to trust me as I had been screaming at them, then trying to catch them in a net.
Plan D... now its 5am. Then it hit me! My wife has a dressing up box for the children which contains an Indian saree, in the garden we have some 6ft bamboo canes.. So, I got myself prepared. (A-Team type music) I draped the saree material over the bamboo cane and proceeded in an orderly fashion to coerce the blighters out of my bedroom. One hour later I eventually succeeded.
Now pigeonless, we have a feather, shit and bird seed strewn bedroom to clean. It was about 7.30am before we could finally retire to bed.




I am still picking cherries...

I was very lucky to win the 'Holes contest' fav.me/d6ezsa0 hosted by a great group :iconinspirationstation1: inspirationstation1.deviantart… with my entry 'This is Not a Wardrobe' This Is Not A Wardrobe by GrahamSym

I also create music...Dr.G's Experimental Emporium  myspace.com/dr.g.39.s.experime…

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Graham Symmons
Artist | Digital Art
United Kingdom
Residence. East London. England. UK
Married, three grown up children (youngest 18), one dog, one cat and various fish.
Retired Museum/Art Gallery Technician.

I am addicted to Mandelbulb3D fractals, Get it for free www.fractalforums.com/index.ph… fractalforums.

I am passionate about music. I like everything from Albinoni to Zappa...
(Too many bands to mention) Although Hawkwind, Gong, The Deviants, The Pink Fairies and Can are close to my heart.


Favourite tool. Fender stratocaster.

Least favourite tool. Vacuum cleaner.

My HypKnowsis video. Fractal art pictures, manipulated in Photoshop.
Recompiled, overdubbed with my music soundtrack.

When I'm not making computer art I create music. My space.com
"Dr.G's Experimental Emporium"

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Turn On Tune In ... by GrahamSym
Mark I miss you man and Jan is still crying...Thank you so much for touching our lives and we will never forget you :weed:
Distant Horizons by GrahamSym

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Swimming pool? First door on the right. by GrahamSym
My first Daily Deviation awarded 11th January 2012.
Silly Cybin Shrooms by GrahamSym
WOW! My second DD awarded 17th July 2012!
My Mandelbulbs Have Flowered by GrahamSym
My 3rd Daily Deviation awarded on the 7th April 2013

My 4th Daily Deviation awarded 19th November 2013
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Many thanks to all who faved and commented.
I truly appreciate it!

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GrahamSym 6 days ago   Digital Artist
You're welcome :)
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Lupsiberg Apr 15, 2014   General Artist
Thank you very much for the :+fav: :iconballoonsplz:
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GrahamSym Apr 15, 2014   Digital Artist
You're welcome :)
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Ishamz Apr 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the fav!
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GrahamSym Apr 15, 2014   Digital Artist
My pleasure :)
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I appreciate the fav. Thank you! :hug:
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GrahamSym Apr 15, 2014   Digital Artist
You're welcome Helen :hug:
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richardcgreen Apr 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
By golly, you didn't tell me you played
 the guitar too!!! All right!...

richard
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GrahamSym Apr 14, 2014   Digital Artist
I do and bass :)
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